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Apr
21
2013

Some Funny Habs Quotes From the Room

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After a disappointing 5-1 loss to the Washington Capitals to end their home season, I thought I’d give you some funny Habs quotes from the room:

 

Carey Price: “Hey, I spoke to my daddy and he says I just have to work harder to get through this.”

Max Pacioretty: “Well at least I scored tonight.”

Brandon Prust: “Look. I’m playing with a separated shoulder, a sore back and a funny rash on my leg. I can’t speak for the others.”

Raphael Diaz: “It’s not my fault. I haven’t played since February.”

Brendan Gallagher: “I’m just a rook!”

David Desharnais: “It’s true. I haven’t been the same since signing that contract extension. Maybe Bob Gainey was right, not signing contract extensions midseason.”

P.K. Subban: “I’m P.K. Subban, dagnabbit!”

Davis Drewiske: “Don’t blame me. I wasn’t even playing tonight.”

Peter Budaj: “Don’t blame me. I wasn’t even playing tonight.”

Andrei Markov: “Does it count for anything that my knees feel great!?”

Josh Gorges: “We’re gonna do whatever it takes to get back on track. And when say whatever it takes, I mean WHATEVER IT TAKES!!”

Tomas Plekanec: “Look at the bright side. Michael Cammalleri is in Calgary.”

Michael Ryder: “I’m still beating Erik Cole in points since the trade.”

Rene Bourque: “I don’t wanna play Toronto in the playoffs because their restaurants suck.”

Alex Galchenyuk: “But people still like me… right!?”

Michel Therrien: “…”

DON’T FORGET TO PLAY HE SHOOTS! HE SKORS! FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN CAKE BALLS!! CAKE… BALLS! Need I say more!?

 

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